Dear Internets:

All I want is a nice, hardcover copy of Finnegan's Wake.  I don't need first editions, collectors versions, or anything like that.  No, paperback won't do - since one doesn't so much read this book as start a long-term relationship with it, durability is key.  Work with me here, toobs.

A day of short useless posts.

I've been using my neti pot in an attempt to stave off cedar fever and further viral nastiness.  All good - except just now I used it, and I don't know if a bit of the salt didn't dissolve or what, but one half of the inside of my head is on fire.  OW OW OW OW!  

Ow.

Come on, you wanted to know right?