Our last upstairs neighbor was noisy, but these folks - I don't know what they do to walk that hard. I've gone up to ask them ever-so-nicely to please stop wearing the lead platforms and dancing the jitterbug kthxbai; they are small people. I'm far from small and have never had a noise complaint from an upstairs neighbor. I know skinny people don't move around with the same sort of constant self-consciousness fat people do, but for crying out loud. Yeah, they even scare the kitten on a fairly regular basis, and she's a teenager who's not afraid of anything except the carpet-sucking monster.

They're even noisier tonight than they were this afternoon.

I want a house.

The SQUEAKY? Oh, I hope it was an exercise machine. The moving out makes it all seem so furtive, though. The joys of apartment living, yo.