Eek!

[blissfish]

Must. Brave. Grocery store.

Great, I'm typing like William Shatner.  This is bad.  I should take my teddy bear to Whole Foods with me.

Comments

[daddio914.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes you should. It would be a powerful artistic statement about the commercialization of the holidays...

[onyxlynxx.livejournal.com]

Feel free to borrow one of my puppets. The raven could be fun. ;)

[psylent1.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Can't shop! Turkeys will eat me!

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

Especially since my only teddy bear is five feet tall and wearing a purple lame Santa suit :P

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

Hm, improv theater in the dessert section! Encore in the wine aisle!

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

Turkeys are cool. Hordes of other stressed-out shoppers leaping for the poor turkeys - eep!

Your icon makes me nervous, missy.

[freyapax.livejournal.com]

I'll miss you! *cling*

[nobodobodon.livejournal.com]

I find your lack of holiday spirit disturbing.

[nobodobodon.livejournal.com]

If you can wait a few hours, I could be your teddy bear.

[daddio914.livejournal.com]

That makes it a moral imperative. LOL!

[gyesika.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I have to go there today to, I'm not sure that there will be parking for the van.

Gerk.

[psylent1.livejournal.com]

The Deathstar Pumpkin of Doom...

[appleang.livejournal.com]

I just got back from mallwart, with sanity mostly intact. (No less intact than when I decided to go, at least.) May I recommend steel-toed boots? :)

And I agree about the moral imperative. Strap the purple bun to your back and go for it!

In good news, at this time of year they do sell whipping cream in half-gallon containers. :}

May The Force be with you!!!

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

I suggest you go in footie jammies.....and bring a blowtorch.