Pearls of wisdom.

 Just in case you ever find yourself making herbal tea instead of coffee before you stumble in to work on one gray Sunday morning (how that happened, I don't know - I blame the cat), and if you find yourself desperate for caffeine about, oh about now, and calling Epoch and begging them to deliver with a side of shameless flirting doesn't work, and you find a single-serve coffee pod in the storeroom that may have been back there since the '90s, and that sounds like a good idea?

Trust me, it's not.

*shudder*

I did it so you don't have to.