Pearls of wisdom.

[blissfish]

 Just in case you ever find yourself making herbal tea instead of coffee before you stumble in to work on one gray Sunday morning (how that happened, I don't know - I blame the cat), and if you find yourself desperate for caffeine about, oh about now, and calling Epoch and begging them to deliver with a side of shameless flirting doesn't work, and you find a single-serve coffee pod in the storeroom that may have been back there since the '90s, and that sounds like a good idea?

Trust me, it's not.

*shudder*

I did it so you don't have to.

Comments

[juliarandolph.livejournal.com]

I'm terribly sorry. :(

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

I think I will recover. I will be going directly to Epoch without passing go after work, though.

[valatan.livejournal.com]

*notes something that he should throw away now*

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

Definitely. Such horror should never befall you. :P

[valatan.livejournal.com]

I don't know what to do with those single use things, either. i get them gifted occasionally, and I'm too much of a coffee snob to use them, and my sense of hospitality precludes having me let a guest have anything that's not from fresh ground coffee. So they kind of just sit in my pantry forever.

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what to do with them. Hold them to give to obnoxious teenagers out trick or treating? Kindler, gentler slingshot fodder? Drinking them, though, is right out.

[lynnivere.livejournal.com]

*kitty upchuck motions*
wow.. sorry. *hugs*

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

The things addiction makes logical.

[juliarandolph.livejournal.com]

Yes.

I shouldn't even go into the caffeinated supplement thing here. Let's just say I'm off the stuff, but I got the babysitter hooked, and I gave her almost half my stash this weekend. (You can't buy it anymore, and she's a student now, and more desperate than I am. Green tea, that's my new addiction. And it's working nicely so far.)

[serendipitygirl.livejournal.com]

You need to have a talk with the monkey (the one on your back, specifically) - bad addiction save. Ack!
Now I go to make coffee with fear in my heart.

[blissfish.livejournal.com]

The monkey says *jitter*. I hope your coffee is much better than mine was. :)

[izzi13.livejournal.com]

that deserves a "poor sweet baby" and a cup of coffee next I see you...

[eigen-zed.livejournal.com]

Your poor sweetheart. You text all your friends and see who will bring you coffee before you resort to that!!!