Accumulated detritus...

[blissfish]

Also known as a useless meme before bed.  I'm always fascinated by the contents of other peoples' bags, so here's a report on my crap.  You're excited, I know it.

1. What's in your medicine cabinet?
I have two medicine cabinets, all to myself.  longshot14 has long since been banished to the guest bathroom - ha!.  In one are 12 bottles of nail polish, a tube of Differin cream I can't use because it makes my face catch fire, skinceuticals wrinkle defense, skinceuticals phyto corrective gel, razor blades, three tweezers, various condoms sorted by expiration date, lube, a nail buffer, moist towelettes, face wash and toner, and extra toothpaste.  The other has flax oil, fish oil, vitamins, L-lysine, aspirin, shower soothers, progesterone supplements, Midol, Zyrtec, Excedrin, and a Hello Kitty doll.  I don't know why that's there.  If this meme had requested the contents of the bathroom shelves and counters, I'd be typing until 2012.  I collect bath stuff.

2.  What's in your wallet?
My DL, credit card, debit card, health insurance card, car insurance card, tickets from the last two Flipsides and that's it.  I carry a tiny wallet to prevent the carrying of ten thousand pieces of paper.

3.  What's in your bag?
The ten thousand pieces of paper that won't fit in my wallet, two sketchbooks, a pencil box, a book on oxyacetylene welding, a camera and its USB cable, my iPod (Melpomine) and its cable, work gloves, mineral oil, workable spray fixative, two carabiners, a magnetic bracelet from juliarandolph (on the handle for luck), pens, sunglasses, a small jar of dried-up liquin, a Wacom tablet, a whipped cream dispenser, vise-grips, a condom, a pair of headphones, fingerless gloves spun and knitted by the super-fabulous freyapax, receipts, three two unopened cans of diet coke, camera batteries (dead and alive), empty clove packs, one mostly full pack of cloves, a Dremel tool, beer bottle caps from umpteen Church Nights, two inhalers, three lip balms, Mac viva glam for red lip emergencies, a fingertip vibrator that I'm pretty sure has no batteries and has been collecting bag-dust for over a year, one dollar and seven quarters, my phone, a flask of bourbon, a roll-on decant of Chergui, a pink plastic pig, a pocket knife, a ton of straw wrappers, neon pink fishnet arm warmers, four ponytail holders (so that's where they went!), a flash drive, and one sock  - none too clean.  And now a kitten.  I think I need to clean this puppy out.

4. What's in your glove box?
The owner's manual to the car and the ashtray thingie that goes in the cupholder.  I really think that's it.

5.  What's in your imagination?
A way to fling myself head-first at the ground and miss.