blissfish | (no subject)

If I were to break into my upstairs neighbors' apartment and install a track system along their ceiling, going everywhere they need to go on a given day, and them mount them to it by rollers upside down so they can only get around their apartment by walking softly on their hands - is that a crime, or an art project? Both?

Oh my god, you people - take your boots off and stop stomping everywhere! You rattle the stuff in our kitchen cabinets when you go tromping through yours.