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[blissfish]

If I were to break into my upstairs neighbors' apartment and install a track system along their ceiling, going everywhere they need to go on a given day, and them mount them to it by rollers upside down so they can only get around their apartment by walking softly on their hands - is that a crime, or an art project?  Both?

Oh my god, you people - take your boots off and stop stomping everywhere!  You rattle the stuff in our kitchen cabinets when you go tromping through yours.

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[psylent1.livejournal.com]

Imaging giant human-bat hybrids rolling around on their own ceiling saying 'blah'...

[telophase.livejournal.com]

When I moved in here, I had a troupe of clog-dancing elephants above me. Nobody since has been quite as loud, although there's been varying degrees of noise.

The most annoying one was the guy who, every Saturday around 11AM or so, would do something in his living room that made the floor joists go SQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKY
SQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKY
SQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKYSQUEAKY
loud enough that it actually scared my cat. One day I got a broom and pounded on the ceiling, and the SQUEAKYSQUEAKY slowed down and stopped, and it never happened again. He moved out a few weeks later, I think.

I have decided to believe it was exercise equipment.

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

Other people's noise in *my* space: reason #1 I refuse to live in an apartment again if at all possible.