No more bouncing.

[blissfish]

I've been going to the gym a lot. I've spent a lot of time on treadmills, and ellipticals, and arc trainers, and other such types of devices perfected by the 15th-century Catholic Church. This has resulted in sore boobs. Lane Bryant's sports bras just are not up to the task. So I ordered one of these. This, my friends, is the Sherman tank of sports bras. Nothing will move once you wrestle your way into this thing. It's awesome. Sexy? No.
Girlish? Hah.
Easy to put on? No.
Will the boobs stay put during a 9.0 on the Richter scale? Definitely.

I highly recommend it, should your cup size have more than one letter. If you are boobalicious.


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[blissfish.livejournal.com]

It's not bad, mostly because there really isn't an underside. The boobage is pushed up and in enough that the bottom of the cups comes nowhere near touching me. Er, that's not clear. There's no droop - not even the possibility of droop. It's an engineering miracle. It's a wicking fabric, but still heavy.

Last night I did an hour on the elliptical, and half an hour on the bike, and while it was soaked (as was everything that touched me), it didn't feel cold and heavy like cotton.